1. Volume 1, the very first BreastBeater
2. November 4, 1997, The Full Moon Addition.
3. November 12, 1997, The Wiped Out Edition
4. November 18, 1997, The Snigdibbly Edition
5. November 25, 1997, The Gobbledegook Edition
6. December 2, 1997, Hints From Mary Sue
7. December 9, 1997, The Quotable Edition
8. Volume 8, The Minimalist Edition
9. December 23, 1997, The Ho Ho Ho Hum Edition
10. December 30, 1997, Raise a Glass to the Company!
11. January 6, 1998, The Weekly ABC
12. Volume 12, BreastBeater FAQ
13. January 19, 1998, The Definitive Edition
14. January 27, 1998, BreastBeater Classifieds
15. February 16, 1998, Trying to Remember Mommie
16. February 23, 1998, The Playing-It-Safe Edition
17. March 2, 1998, The Star-Struck Edition
18. March 17, 1998, The Irish BreastBeater
19. April 1, 1998, Passages
20. April 20, 1998, Obsession
21. April 30, 1998, Full Moon
22. May 8, 1998, Sunny Day
23. May 25, 1998, Shooting the Bull
24. June 2, 1998, The Power of Positive Negativism
25. June 12, 1998, Heartbreak
26. June 24, 1998, Minimalism
27. July 3, 1998, The U.S.A.: A 222-Year Survivor
28. July 9, 1998, Change is good. Change is fun
29. July 17, 1998, Remember me . . .
30. August 3, 1998, BERRY, BERRY QUITE CONTRARY
31. August 12, 1998, Occasionally Funny